10 SIGNS YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THE WINTER ON THE EAST COAST

1. Random people keep bringing you your gloves because you don't remember their existence.

2. You keep yelling, "What is on my freakin' head?!!" (That would be a winter hat)

3. You stop everything you are doing and purchase a new coat immediately.

5. You ask the store clerk for the, "warmest coat in stock" (even if its in the back and for future sale!)

6. When you get the warmest coat ... you scream and do the birthday dance because it has two sets of pockets and a hood you lose your peripheral vision in... when you have it up.

7. You hug the guy selling gloves for $2.00 (with no fingers so I can still text)

8. You pay $4.00 for the $2.00 gloves

9. You don't need a bag for your coat because you are going to put on coat NOW

10. You go to the kids section and purchase the little convenient attachments for your gloves to hook to your coat! :-)

Today I Am... FREEEEZING!

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